I Can’t Say We Don’t Have A House? What Is That? Not A House

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My long overdue intro post

Hey y'all!

So… I’ve been on here for around a couple of months and I realised I haven’t done an intro post! So, here it is!

Some info about me:

Name: Krystal (or Krys for short) [FYI, that’s not my real name - and don’t ask for it]

Age: I’m a minor

Country: Australia

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Bi and Asexual
Pronouns page is here

MBTI: INFP-T

I have anxiety and depression

Probably autistic

I write a lot

Likes/things I like to do: Encanto, people getting along, animals (specifically dogs & butterflies), reading and writing, Alice Oseman’s books, fanfiction, Star Wars, snacks, peace, the Hunger Games series, the Nevermoor series, the Wednesday TV show, Doctor Who, music, art, collecting random things, quiet, funky clothes, Lego.

Dislikes: Hate, discrimination, bullying, unfairness, cruelty, people in pain, pain, trauma being inflicted (I’ve had my own), people not giving others a chance, people talking when others are talking, loud noises/places, people giving others hate for things they can’t control, people who lack respect, people who don’t see other people as people.

Fics: I’m on ao3 and Wattpad (I need to crosspost my fics from ao3 to Wattpad…)

A Warning: I reblog a lot of stuff, some of which are sad or may contain triggering content. I also vent sometimes, so be warned.

Music artists that I like to listen to: Laureli Amadeus, Imagine Dragons, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Taylor Swift

Characters I kin: Mirabel Madrigal, Bruno Madrigal, Frances Janvier, Tori Spring, Charlie Spring, Enid Sinclair, Morrigan Crow

Instruments I play: Clarinet, Saxophone, Singing and a bit of Piano

DNI: Ableists, proshippers or proshipping supporters (or at least, don’t ask/submit anything containing that), P*do’s or P*do supporters, supporters of the Taliban or groups like that, neo-nazi’s or nazi supporters, people who support Russia in the Ukraine war, anti-Semitic people, LGBT-phobes, TERFs, SWERFs, fatphobes, islamophobes, and basically any discriminatory people.

So I hope this gives y'all some info about me!

-Krystal :D

P.S. And if any of you need help, the three links are to posts about helplines and stuff. x x x

Stay safe

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everythingfox

“How to make cats and dogs happy at the same time”

(via)

softlyfiercely

this is great, because as far as i know, one of the reasons cats like to knock things off counters is because it gets a large reaction from us. they don’t realize that it’s an unhappy reaction - they’ve just discovered that they can exert a unique kind of agency over their world.

imagine if you walked into a room and there was a button on the wall. you’d want to press it and see what happened. if it did something like make a beep or change the lights, most people will immediately press it again in response, testing out whether it happens again, or what the pattern is.

so the cat is like, huh, wonder what happens if i do this - and then it gets a Big Reaction! it is having a major impact on its environment! cool! wonder if it happens every time? OH IT DOES! this is fun!

and then the dog is getting treats, which dogs hella like. double enrichment! A+ video.

thefirsthogokage

And this also gives humans animal tv.

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was thinking about fics and got curious

ao3 fanfic writers, how do you measure how "successful" one of your fics has been? like which stat are you most likely to use to determine which of your fics are better received?

number of hits

number of kudos

number of comments/comment threads

number of bookmarks

number of subscriptions

not a fanfic writer/see results

i know i kinda tend to look at the stats together as a whole, but if you had to choose only one, which would it be?

reblogs are helpful xo

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kingofcarrotflowerspt1

if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

  1. children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations
  2. children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common
  3. children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname
  4. parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous
  5. everyone stops having children right now
lostsometime

6) both parents’ surnames are combined into a new name, in the same vein as portmanteau ship-names

tolkien-feels

7) We adopt elvish naming customs and have upwards of three names for each individual, none of which are surnames and all of which may be translated to any other language for any reason at any point in our lives. This has no advantages but will really annoy every government on earth and I just think it’d be really funny to watch them figure out the paperwork for that

unashamedly-enthusiastic

I once completed a name change for a Miss White, she was getting married to Mr. Black

They both changed their name to Mr and Mrs. Grey

sword-and-nightingale

No one will ever do this better than them.